21 Puppies So Cute You Will Literally Gasp And Then Probably Cry

1. Look at this face of pure goodness and light and TRY NOT TO SCREAM.

2. Now gaze upon this sweet cherry blossom and keep your heart rate at a normal 60–100 beats per minute.

3. Remaining calm is out the window at this point, because here is a tiny bug resting his tiny bug chin on a table.

4. And here is a nearly illegal amount of poof!!!

5. If you’re not crying yet, then here is a puppy disguised as a bear cub.

6. OH GOD, NOW THERE IS A PILE OF WRINKLES.

7. Now Pile of Wrinkles is being followed up by Giant Floppy Ears!!!

8. Oh, and here we go with the fluffy, baby adventure pals. NOBODY ASKED FOR FLUFFY BABY ADVENTURE PALS.

9. And then this guy! What are his feet even doing???

10. And this fellow! HOW MANY PUPPIES DO WEIRD, ADORABLE THINGS WITH THEIR FEET?

11. Can anyone be unfazed by this beautiful, dreamy vision of soft waves??

12. Can anyone be calm with a weenie puppy in a onesie right in front of their face?????

13. What is this??? A piece of cloud that floated too close to the sun and turned a toasty golden brown before falling to the earth???

14. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THE SAME SIZE AS AN IPHONE???

15. THIS! IS GETTING! RIDICULOUS!

16. TOO SOFT! TOO SMILEY!

17. STOP IT WITH THE CRYSTAL-CLEAR TROPICAL WATER EYES!!!

18. QUIT FLAUNTING YOUR LUSCIOUS COAT OF CHOCOLATE-AND-VANILLA CREME BEAUTY!!!

19. AGAIN! WITH THE EYES!

20. IF ANYONE ELSE HAD DIRT ON THEIR NOSE IT WOULD BE WEIRD!!!! WHY ISN’T THIS WEIRD!!!

21. NO. NOT CORGI PUPPIES. THAT IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE, BYE!!!!!!!!

SAVE YOURSELVES AND NEVER LOOK AT ANOTHER PUPPY PICTURE EVER AGAIN.